The Battle for Britain – 26 April 2018

‘Son, your mother and I would like a word…’
‘Half the vowels are missing…’
‘Hello again...’
‘Say, “Aaaaaargh!”’
‘Surely you haven’t given up writing your memoirs already?’
‘Storks went out ages ago.’
‘Don’t. I’m wearing the same outfit.’
‘Have you tried greed?’
‘What will we do if it’s not a disaster?’
‘When global warming hits, Narnia is all yours.’
‘We understand that nanny and baby are doing fine.’