Doctor 2
‘A second opinion? OK, here it is: you’re still going to die.’
Cartoons
Security
‘I’m doing security for them — I need the money.’
Whippy
‘And is there a Mrs Whippy?’
Newsreader 2
‘The next item contains some not-very-flash photography.’
Badgers 6
‘It’s from the BBC, they say we need a licence for our sett.’
Medical 2
‘Will you switch off that damn medical programme!’
Nicola
‘And stop calling me Nicola.’
Pay
‘I want to be a train driver when I grow up — depending on the pay and conditions.’
Wigs
‘When you told me you wanted your day in court…’
Letting Agent
‘The landlord has promised to sort out the damp problems.’
Aliens 2
‘You can put your hands down, I’m just taking a photograph.’