What have I tweeted?
‘Oh no! What have I tweeted..?’
More cartoons
Saturday
Wednesday
I can’t get on the housing ladder
I can’t get on the housing ladder
Be a little bit kinder
‘And let’s all try to be a little bit kinder.’
Saturday
Recycle the dead
‘How would you like the deceased to be recycled?’
Poor Rishi Sunak
‘Poor Rishi Sunak — he has four houses to worry about.’
We should all be flying less
Spreading like royal divorces
‘It’s spreading like royal divorces!’
Comes with strings attached
‘The job does come with strings attached.’
Wednesday
Stop being so young
‘Stop being so young — it’s annoying everyone.’
Tuesday
The truth is
‘The truth is, Reynolds, I hired you just so I could fire you.’
Wednesday
He’s become radicalised
‘Oh no, while he’s inside he’s become radicalised.’
Saturday
Hospital in ten days
‘They built this hospital in just ten days, you know!’
Bloody Tories
‘Bloody Tories are ending austerity.’
Early Release
‘It’ll give them a bit longer to get properly radicalised.’
2035
‘Our target is to meet net zero by 2035.’
Smart Motorways
‘Smart motorways are far too dangerous — stick to A roads.’