Amazon

‘I’m a whistleblower.’
‘I suggest you quit retail and go into administration.’
‘When will this purgatory ever start?’
‘I draw the line at a deal with Farage.’
Emotional rollercoaster
‘Listen mate, if you can remember BC then you weren’t there.’
‘Oh no, it was meant to be a vegan cake!’
‘This is my library, or what my wife calls my “hoarding problem”.’