GM Mutton
‘How embarrassing — GM mutton dressed as organic, ethically sourced lamb.’

‘Have you considered a flextension?’
‘Who needs a brain when I could have a YouTube channel with three million subscribers?’
‘At least I won’t need to hold my nose to vote – I’ll be full of cold.’
‘I’m in a very fragile place right now.’
‘Will I still be able to drive like a dickhead in one of these?’
‘There’s been an extension.’
‘We binge-read the Bayeux Tapestry over the weekend.’
‘I can’t grant you your wish but I can grant you an extension.’
‘Scotty still hasn’t given up on independence.’
‘Prince William is worried we’re in a fragile place.’
‘Enough portraits — respect my privacy!’