Magic
‘The magic’s gone out of our marriage.’

‘The magic’s gone out of our marriage.’
Competitive schoolgate mums
‘I could do without this Extinction Rebellion protest.’
‘At least Prince Andrew wasn’t in any of the photos.’
‘I get all my ideas in the bath.’
‘I’m not sure about this new weather forecaster.’
‘I won’t take no for an answer.’
‘We must blame Europe for initiating the blame game.’
‘I’m boycotting energy…’
‘I bet we leave first.’
‘So nice to see the generations agreeing on something for a change.’
‘I won’t take my coat off — I’m not stopping.’
‘I’m intolerant of food that doesn’t photograph well.’