Toys

‘Well, that made a change from Brexit.’
‘I’m in the mixed doubles.’
‘Takes himself a bit seriously, that one.’
‘It’s the shortages and civil war that’s putting me off going back to Britain.’
‘Well, it won’t be long now until nothing happens again.’
‘I trust that none of us will be affected by these tough decisions.’
‘My strategy is to go on losing until you come to your senses.’
‘Are you a Leaver or a Remainer?’
‘Brexit? I’m stockpiling for a new statue of Thatcher.’
‘Oh no! We’ve woken up too early and haven’t missed Brexit!’
‘Before you say it, no — you can’t hand in a marriage licence.’
‘At least Chris Grayling isn’t in charge of the ferry.’
‘Least said, texted, tweeted, retweeted, Instagrammed, posted, uploaded, shared, blogged, vlogged and Snapchatted, soonest mended.’
‘I seek peace, enlightenment and an alternative to the backstop.’