Just Something I Picked Up In The Sales
‘Just something I picked up in the sales.’

‘Just something I picked up in the sales.’
‘Just a moment. I need to update my status.’
‘Isn’t that typical? They’ve banned wood-burning covens.’
‘We’ve renamed our science-fiction section.’
‘Are you looking at my bird?’
‘So, what’s Plan B?’
‘I can’t go on — the pain is too great.’
‘You’re Brexausted.’
‘Can’t we just go back to screaming at each other?’
MPs are receiving vicious abuse
‘Brexit or Andy Murray?’
‘But it’s nice pollution!’
‘Yet another burning injustice.’
‘See it, pay it, sorted.’
‘Then we add all the hidden sugar, salt and fat…’
‘Since Veganuary she’s been very fussy about what food she photographs.’