I Got A Tattoo
‘I got a tattoo.’
More cartoons
Thursday
I Want To Stockpile And She Wants To Declutter
‘I want to stockpile and she wants to declutter.’
Havent We Been Punished Enough
‘Haven’t we been punished enough?’
On A Clear Day You Can See Five County Lines Drugs Rackets
‘On a clear day you can see five county lines drugs rackets.’
Winter Watch
A Bit Late For That Theyve Already Appointed Nick Clegg
‘A bit late for that — they’ve already appointed Nick Clegg.’
A Woman Aged 55 Could Have Painted It
‘A woman aged 55 could have painted it.’
Thursday
Food Shortage
‘It’s worried about food shortages.’
I Need Help I Cant Afford Truffled Gorgonzola And Artisan Olive Sticks
‘I need help — I can’t afford truffled gorgonzola and artisan olive sticks.’
Evening Bob How Did Dry January Go
‘Evening Bob, how did Dry January go?’
We Hope Theres A Shortage Of Petrol For Bombs
‘We hope there’s a shortage of petrol for bombs.’
Badger 2
Well Pay More Attention To You Once Brexit Is Over
‘We’ll pay more attention to you once Brexit is over.’
Same Again Otherwise Known As Plan B
‘Same again — otherwise known as Plan B.’
I Love Your Dress It Makes Me Look So Much Younger
‘I love your dress. It makes me look so much younger.’
If They Ban Ground Level Letterboxes Were In Serious Trouble Arrietty
‘If they ban ground-level letterboxes we’re in serious trouble, Arrietty.’
Thursday
Its To Stop Him Driving
‘It’s to stop him driving.’
I Could Do With A Laugh
‘I could do with a laugh.’