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Thursday

29 Jun 2017

Relationship 4

‘Have you tried never speaking to each other again?’

Anthony Smith

Im Sorry Do I Know You

‘I’m sorry, do I know you?’

Becker

‘He should never have bought those Wimbledon strawberries.’

Table 4

‘You don’t look a bit like your profile photograph.’

Objects

‘I’m collecting everyday objects for a time capsule.’

Looks 3

‘Dad said I look like something the cat dragged in — how cool is that?’

Many

‘You’d never get this many Martians wanting to see Theresa May.’

Income

‘They have to pay so much because nobody wants the job.’

Rip

‘The light bulb was a nice touch. He loved light bulbs.’

Agency

‘Man trapped in woman’s body, meet woman trapped in man’s body.’

Thursday

22 Jun 2017

Paul Wood

That Racket Is The Dawn Chorus

‘That racket is the dawn chorus.’

Theres Amazing Footage Of Theresa May Surviving

‘There’s amazing footage of Theresa May surviving.’

Its Scary How The Young Have Been Affected By Jeremy Corbyn

‘It’s scary how the young have been affected by Jeremy Corbyn.’

Or As Its Known Locally The Plotting Shed

‘…or as it’s known locally, the plotting shed.’

Not Only Are They Fattening Theyre Also Homophobic

‘Not only are they fattening — they’re also homophobic.’

Hes Socially Awkward But Brilliant In His Field

‘He’s socially awkward but brilliant in his field.’

Ok Are You Ready Im Going To Switch On The News

‘OK, are you ready? I’m going to switch on the news.’

Im Hoping To Get A Glimpse Of The Legendary Ruth Davidson

‘I’m hoping to get a glimpse of the legendary Ruth Davidson.’

Anthony Smith

Flying

So For The Backpackers And Gap Year Students Ive Devised New Comforting Zen Lite

‘So for the backpackers and gap-year students I’ve devised new, comforting Zen Lite.’