Faux Bernie

‘We’d like to spend more time embarrassing our children.’
‘Of course they’re pink! I’m an albino!
‘Apparently no two snowflakes are the same.’
‘It’s one of my old Sgt Pepper articles remixed.’
‘I couldn’t hack it.’
‘How do we blame this on Corbyn?’
‘Bloody terrorists won’t stop me going out and having a good time.’
Blah Blah Land
‘Just go over there and pull out that unsightly old man’s beard.’
‘We just couldn’t stop migrant targets getting in!’
‘Try the library — books are even rarer there.’
‘So, how did the speed dating go?’
‘I’ve kept a copy of every manifesto I’ve ever been let down by.’