So For The Backpackers And Gap Year Students Ive Devised New Comforting Zen Lite
‘So for the backpackers and gap-year students I’ve devised new, comforting Zen Lite.’

‘So for the backpackers and gap-year students I’ve devised new, comforting Zen Lite.’
‘Take you to my leader? OK, but we’d better be quick.’
‘Quick! To the batgrave!’
‘The general or the infirmary? I’m easy either way.’
‘Sorry I’m late.’
‘What climate change?’
‘You’ll have to subscribe to hear the rest of his sentence.’
‘I’ve never been to a conversion to Corbynism ceremony before.’
‘They say do you mind going round the block a few thousand times? They’re still working on it.’
‘You’re not by any chance related to George Osborne?’
‘I don’t fancy being stuck in the jungle with Paul Nuttall!’
‘I don’t care what her name is — why can’t you do something useful like invent a wheel?’
‘Just how many lives does Michael Gove have?’
‘Darling, they’re playing our ringtone!’
‘Feeling cheap, used and empty usually means the detox has worked.’
‘I’m making him take a spin class.’
‘It’s set in a utopian future.’
‘No, I said it was a Michelin tyre restaurant.’
‘I’d prefer a bed.’