More cartoons
Thursday
Stones
‘I expect they couldn’t afford to go into a care home.’

Doctor 5
‘I’m prescribing you large doses of blame, guilt and shame.’

Careless

Bonding
Thursday
Advent 2
‘It’s the Chilcot advent calendar.’
School 9
‘You are not going to school dressed like that!’
City
‘Or, as I like to call it, Benefits Street.’

Warship
‘Do you often feel as if you’re just drifting?’

Run
‘They’re motivational speakers.’


Old Men
Product recall

Cinema 2
‘The whole film just stank of whitesploitation to me’

Poundland
‘Bloody inflation!’
Storm 2
‘Don’t worry, it’s only a Twitterstorm — it’ll blow over in no time.’
War 2
‘Quick, War and No Peace is on.’
Drone 9
‘It’s a new drone for campaigns that require boots on the ground.’
Tap 2

Newsbills
Thursday
School 8
‘He’s nine, but teacher says he has a radicalised age of 13!’
