Wireless
Wireless birds
More cartoons
Thursday
Pub 6
‘Winning the National Lottery wouldn’t change me — I don’t check my tickets.’
Runners
‘Are you taking performance-reducing drugs?’
Betting 2
‘The bloody women tennis players are demanding equal bribes to the men.’
Relate 7
‘He’s lost all interest in sticks.’
Alice 7
Alice in Cineworld
Mausoleum
‘My ancestors — the box set!’
Thursday
Mermaid
‘Don’t you hate it when a siren goes off next door and there’s nothing you can do about it?’
Taste
‘Bit of an anomaly. I’ve just been told there’s no accounting for taste.’
Colouring
‘When you’ve finished your colouring-in would you mind resuming the parental role?’
Sprat
‘...his wife would eat no lean, no dairy, no grains, no wheat, no gluten, no soya, no lactose, no refined sugar, no nuts, no yeast, no...’
Problem
Angel 2
‘You are 27,345,004th in the queue, please hold.’
Superfood
Pirate
‘I’m looking for a hook-up.’
Look Left
‘Is this something to do with Corbyn?’
Oxford
‘We razed the university to the ground, just to be on the safe side.’
Thursday
Duck
‘This duck’s a bit rubbery.’
