Locum
‘I’m on strike so a locum will have to make my mistakes for me.’

‘I’m on strike so a locum will have to make my mistakes for me.’
‘And now Glenn Miller’s Not In The Mood.’
‘I remember when all this was skyline.’
‘Honestly, some of the nonsense they expect you to fall for!’
‘Sorry, retinal screening is next week.’
‘You any idea where they keep the art in this place, Geoff?’
‘We aren’t drinking anywhere near enough for our age!’
‘I’m getting in practice for the Chilcot report.’
‘We’ve narrowed it down to 60 million suspects.’
‘Apparently he’s in special operations.’
‘We’ve been sent a threatening letter!’
‘Jonathan loves Nordic crime drama so much he’s decided to become a serial killer.’
‘And that’s why he wants to blow up buildings...’
‘Well, I say thank God for plastic bags!’