Fantasy

‘What’s happened to us? We never says LOL any more.’
‘Sorry I’m late. I was stuck in a jam.’
‘They spoke so loudly I could barely hear my phone ring.’
‘I’ll see you on court.’
‘A true sportsman doesn’t fish using a bloody drone, sir.’
‘Just leave, please. We don’t like your sort round here.’
‘We’re a very inclusive school — we even have an award for stupidest pupil.’
‘That’s Pope Innocent X — he was framed.’
‘You both need to start saving up...My Christmas list.’
‘He could pass for 45 if it wasn’t for the double-entendres.’
‘Writer’s block.’
Le Fast Food sur l’herbe