Oliver
‘Quick, turn it over. I only have to look at Jamie Oliver and I pile on the pounds.’
More cartoons
Thursday
Fawkes
Staring
‘I wasn’t staring at you — I was staring through you!’
Guru
‘If a tree falls in the forest and no one is there to hear it, does it still end up on Twitter?’
Morrissey
‘I’m all for HS2 if it gets Morrissey sent back to Manchester quicker.’
Lobbyists
‘How did your meeting with the lobbyists go?’
Snoopy
Sacrifices
‘What’s the problem? We told you when you started that you’d have to make some sacrifices.’
Fireworks
‘Could you turn the fireworks up? We can still hear The X Factor.’
Thursday
Tea
‘You’ll have to excuse Ken, he gets argumentative when he’s sober.’
Stonehenge
‘That’s the visitor centre finished. When do we start building the actual monument?’
Relax
‘I think you’ve turned the clocks a tad too far back, Charles.’
Bouncers
Surgery
‘I’d like to have her legs and she’d like to have my breasts.’
Frackers
‘Next week we’re culling frackers.’
Bathroom
‘Would you mind if I used your bathroom?’
Hammer
‘...hammer, chisel, screwdriver, spanner, saw, screws, nuts, bolts...Now all I need is a job.’
Streetview
Foodbank2
The economy is definitely picking up. That was just a soup kitchen six months ago.’