Boyfriend
‘My new boyfriend is just perfect — we find the same things depressing’
More cartoons
Thursday
Otherside
‘There’s nothing worth watching on this side either.’
Cannabis 2
Tesco 2
‘Famine, meet wastage.’
Energy 3
‘Congratulations, sir, you fit the criteria to qualify for our newest tariff.’
Baking
Thursday
bra
'No good?'
Post
‘Three bills and a sample of shampoo — you’ll have to do better than this now I’m a shareholder.’
Dog 4
Mummy 2
Ok
‘Is everything OK?’
Clown 2
‘She’s alright but he’s a funny bugger.’
Cubicle
Quicksand
‘...I’ve known quicker quicksands...’
Homeland 2
‘I won’t believe he’s a terrorist until he starts reading the Guardian.’
Game
‘I’m game if you are.’
Wardrobe
Modern wardrobe malfunction
Blackout 2
‘Luckily, we’ll all be wearing hi-viz jackets.’
Foxes 3
‘The foxes round here are so urban that they go to the country at weekends.’
