Bank 4
‘I’m changing my bank.’
More cartoons
Thursday
Drink 3
‘Can Johnny come out to drink?’
‘It’s amazing having the front window made out of Google Glass.’
Butler
‘Modern technology is making it much too easy for children to access porn these days.’
Bath 2
‘This would have been even more romantic if we didn’t need the home-help to lift us in and out of the bath.’
Corner
‘Success is just around the corner.’
Percy
‘Percy Edwards...now he could tweet.’
Pothole
Pothole golf.
Inferior
‘...and this is Mother Inferior.’
Menagerie
Menagerie à trois
Parenting
‘We do most of our parenting online now.’
Sky 2
‘Axe the programme — none of the so-called “stars” are A-listers.’
Thursday
Erotica
‘Thank you for letting us read Poppy the Woodland Rabbit. Unfortnately, it’s not really our sort of thing’
Goldfish
‘The goldfish wants feeding, dear..’
Bins
Dolls
‘I feel so empty now the children have left.’
Nude
‘When you said you were “doing a nude”, I thought you wanted me to take my clothes off.’