Regret
I’m gonna regret this in six months’ time
More cartoons
Thursday
sit
Stay still damn you
News 2
‘I’ve got some good news and some bad news.’
Books 3
Biography
‘It’s a bit thin.’
Planes
Omg
‘O.M.G….’
Honours
Horses
‘He should just be grateful he wasn’t turned into lasagne.’
Newton
Newton discovers lower-back pain
Snowwhite
‘And you must be nimby.’
Goldilocks
Goldilocks and the Three Beers
Brat
FatBratNav
Regulator
‘You’re pathetic, Johnson — I like that in a regulator.’
Mirage 2
‘Ignore it — it’s just a mirage.’
Bridget
‘Smug widowed!’
Thursday
Pub
‘When you said, “Do you want to come back to my place,” I thought you meant home.’
Jobs
‘Do you come here often?’
Mother
‘It’s your mother’
