Kipper Williams

‘She swears like an education secretary.’

‘Up a bit...’

‘Maaate!’

‘On the plus side, we’re not in Rome.’

‘They’ve all had work done!’

‘Time for Rishi to put his foot down.’

‘We put the wrong bins out!’

‘Is there a credible offer in the house?’

‘A grooming gang forced me to join.’

‘I see economists getting inflation forecasts wrong again.’

‘Take these and you’ll never grow up.’

‘Can I get that book about modern English usage?’

‘Her life’s going to feel terribly empty.’