There’s an “F”, an “L” and a “Y” in my alphabet soup
‘Waiter – there’s an “F”, an “L” and a “Y” in my alphabet soup.’

‘Waiter – there’s an “F”, an “L” and a “Y” in my alphabet soup.’
‘To be honest, the job’s soul-destroying.’
‘Oh Roger, you know how shellfish disagrees with me.’
‘Say vegan cheese.’
‘Sun, sea, sand and sewage.’
‘The chicken’s off.’
‘To be honest, you weren’t my first choice of patient.’
‘Such good service. On time, and I got a seat.’
‘We’ve dropped the words “For richer…”’
‘And your partner – is he locally-sourced?’
‘I’m OK with the swearing bit.’
‘It includes delays, queuing, stress and chaos.’
‘It’s a commemorative coin – to remind us of when we had money.’
‘Thankfully Gerald, everyone agrees that your masculinity is non-toxic.’
‘Take me to your catchment area!’
‘So... let’s assemble a school.’
‘Is it me – or is it getting heavier?’