If the unions can make a comeback there’s hope for us all
‘If the unions can make a comeback there’s hope for us all.’
Nick Newman
Wednesday
Wednesday
You can only see Doc via Zoom
‘You can only see Doc via Zoom.’
It’s only a matter of time
‘It’s only a matter of time before Nicola Sturgeon gives us our independence.’
Thursday
Bird flu crisis
‘I’m not taking any chances.’
Thursday
Matt Hancock in the jungle
‘Oh no! It’s a love rat!’
Thursday
Services to Trussonomics
‘…for services to Trussonomics…’
You have seven seconds on the Liz Truss premiership
‘You have seven seconds on the Liz Truss premiership, starting now…’
Thursday
Political stability
‘We’re off to Italy for a spot of political stability.’
This is a stick-up
‘This is a stick-up.’
Thursday
Scare off the migrants
‘It’s to scare off the migrants.’
Thursday
The magic money tree
‘If the magic money tree doesn’t make a dash for growth, we’ve had it.’
Getting Britain moving
‘The Tories have certainly done their bit in getting Britain moving.’
Thursday
Dad, can you trickle me down some economics?
‘Dad, can you trickle me down some economics?’
Thursday
Thursday
Has fracking started?
‘Are you trembling with rage or has fracking started?’
Thursday
Parents don’t think you’re being stretched enough
‘Your parents don’t think you’re being stretched enough.’
We’re in the school catchment area
‘Oh no! We’re in the school catchment area.’
The land of our dreams
‘We’re almost at the land of our dreams – I can smell the raw sewage.’
