The magic money tree
‘If the magic money tree doesn’t make a dash for growth, we’ve had it.’
Nick Newman
Thursday
Getting Britain moving
‘The Tories have certainly done their bit in getting Britain moving.’
Thursday
Dad, can you trickle me down some economics?
‘Dad, can you trickle me down some economics?’
Thursday
Thursday
Has fracking started?
‘Are you trembling with rage or has fracking started?’
Thursday
Parents don’t think you’re being stretched enough
‘Your parents don’t think you’re being stretched enough.’
We’re in the school catchment area
‘Oh no! We’re in the school catchment area.’
The land of our dreams
‘We’re almost at the land of our dreams – I can smell the raw sewage.’
Thursday
Thursday
It’s like being in government but with more to do
‘It’s like being in government but with more to do.’
Thursday
That’s global warming for you
‘That’s global warming for you.’
Thursday
I’m a championship-winning footballer
‘I’m a championship-winning footballer trapped in a man’s body.’
If they shouldn’t be here
‘If they shouldn’t be here, we should send them to Rwanda.’
Thursday
The booster seat
‘The booster seat’s for Lord Wilf.’
Thursday
How does your garden grow?
‘Mary, Mary, Quite Contrary, how does your garden grow?’
Thursday
Lulu Lytle
‘I expect Lulu Lytle will be overly decorated.’
Our leader’s decided to cling on
‘Our leader’s decided to cling on.’
Thursday
Never mix grain and grope
‘Never mix grain and grope.’
