Services to Trussonomics
‘…for services to Trussonomics…’
Nick Newman
Thursday
You have seven seconds on the Liz Truss premiership
‘You have seven seconds on the Liz Truss premiership, starting now…’
Thursday
Political stability
‘We’re off to Italy for a spot of political stability.’
This is a stick-up
‘This is a stick-up.’
Thursday
Scare off the migrants
‘It’s to scare off the migrants.’
Thursday
The magic money tree
‘If the magic money tree doesn’t make a dash for growth, we’ve had it.’
Getting Britain moving
‘The Tories have certainly done their bit in getting Britain moving.’
Thursday
Dad, can you trickle me down some economics?
‘Dad, can you trickle me down some economics?’
Thursday
Thursday
Has fracking started?
‘Are you trembling with rage or has fracking started?’
Thursday
Parents don’t think you’re being stretched enough
‘Your parents don’t think you’re being stretched enough.’
We’re in the school catchment area
‘Oh no! We’re in the school catchment area.’
The land of our dreams
‘We’re almost at the land of our dreams – I can smell the raw sewage.’
Thursday
Thursday
It’s like being in government but with more to do
‘It’s like being in government but with more to do.’
Thursday
That’s global warming for you
‘That’s global warming for you.’
Thursday
I’m a championship-winning footballer
‘I’m a championship-winning footballer trapped in a man’s body.’
If they shouldn’t be here
‘If they shouldn’t be here, we should send them to Rwanda.’