This eternity
‘This eternity has been going on for what seems like a lockdown!’
Nick Newman
Thursday
Thursday
Lovely tier
‘We’ll take it — it’s in a lovely tier.’
Thursday
I’ve got a mask
‘Don’t worry, I’ve got a mask.’
Thursday
Yule turn
‘Relax, there’s bound to be a Yule turn.’
Thursday
Rule of six
‘At least it won’t affect the Lib Dem conference.’
The good news is you can stop
‘The good news is you can stop worrying about a no-deal Brexit.’
Thursday
If anyone’s going, it’s Sneezy
‘If anyone’s going, it’s Sneezy.’
It’s just great to be back at the office
‘It’s just great to be back at the office.’
Thursday
You’ll grow into it
‘You’ll grow into it.’
Thursday
Government Build
Government Build, Build, Build programme gets under way
Thursday
Labour MPs get the exam results
Labour MPs get the exam results they were hoping for
Thursday
‘We’re making a meal of it.’
‘We're making a meal of it.’
Thursday
Why does no one want to be a cartoonist any more?
‘Nightmare!’ is how The Spectator’s cartoon editor Michael Heath has been describing cartooning for at least 30 years, but it’s truer now than ever. Eighty years ago, cartoonists were so celebrated that waxworks of Low, Strube and Poy were displayed in Madame Tussauds. Today, all that remains of Low is a pair of waxy hands
Thursday
Waiting for Godot
‘We’re waiting for Waiting for Godot.’
Thursday
When you start seeing a second wave
‘When you start seeing a second wave, it’s time to go home.’
Thursday
Social distancing drinking measures
Social distancing drinking measures.
Thursday
How embarrassing – I’ve been linked to Emily Maitlis
‘How embarrassing – I’ve been linked to Emily Maitlis.’
Thursday
Old Lady of Threadneedle Street
‘Let’s hope the Old Lady of Threadneedle Street isn’t in a care home.’
Thursday
Blimey, is The Spectator still going?
‘Blimey, is The Spectator still going?’
Thursday
Policing’s no picnic.
‘Policing’s no picnic.’
