The good news is you can stop
‘The good news is you can stop worrying about a no-deal Brexit.’

‘The good news is you can stop worrying about a no-deal Brexit.’
‘If anyone’s going, it’s Sneezy.’
‘It’s just great to be back at the office.’
‘You’ll grow into it.’
Government Build, Build, Build programme gets under way
Labour MPs get the exam results they were hoping for
‘We're making a meal of it.’
‘Nightmare!’ is how The Spectator’s cartoon editor Michael Heath has been describing cartooning for at least 30 years, but it’s truer now than ever. Eighty years ago, cartoonists were so celebrated that waxworks of Low, Strube and Poy were displayed in Madame Tussauds. Today, all that remains of Low is a pair of waxy hands
‘We’re waiting for Waiting for Godot.’
‘When you start seeing a second wave, it’s time to go home.’
Social distancing drinking measures.
‘How embarrassing – I’ve been linked to Emily Maitlis.’
‘Let’s hope the Old Lady of Threadneedle Street isn’t in a care home.’
‘Blimey, is The Spectator still going?’
‘Policing’s no picnic.’
‘Red sky at night, 5G mast’s alight.’
‘We’ve had reports that the sun has got his hat on and he’s coming out to play.’
A cartoon caption is a work of art. It is a sitcom in miniature — but whereas a situation comedy might take half an hour to reach its punchline, a cartoon caption has to do so in seconds. Cartoonists toil endlessly, revising and rephrasing, to perfect a caption. There are rules. The funniest word has