Policing’s no picnic.
‘Policing’s no picnic.’

‘Policing’s no picnic.’
‘Red sky at night, 5G mast’s alight.’
‘We’ve had reports that the sun has got his hat on and he’s coming out to play.’
A cartoon caption is a work of art. It is a sitcom in miniature — but whereas a situation comedy might take half an hour to reach its punchline, a cartoon caption has to do so in seconds. Cartoonists toil endlessly, revising and rephrasing, to perfect a caption. There are rules. The funniest word has