Asylum seekers convert shock
‘So what’s new? People become Christians to avoid going somewhere unpleasant.’
‘So what’s new? People become Christians to avoid going somewhere unpleasant.’
‘Four years on from leaving Europe, how’s it going?’
‘You’re good but you’re no Nicola Sturgeon.’
‘I’m sorry, Spoon, but I think it’s safer to run off with a knife.’
‘I believe NHS dentists exist though I’ve never actually seen one.’
‘If you put a shell to your ear you can hear the Red Sea.’
‘At least a thermonuclear bomb should warm things up a bit.’
‘Due to manpower shortages, I can’t find enough men for a press gang.’
‘This is the Red Sea – I’m not taking chances.’
‘All I want for Christmas is UHU.’
‘If you think this is dismal you should see the real world.’
‘It’s a gift from the Greek Prime Minister.’
‘This sort of thing happens when you’re over 60’
‘I can’t see the monarchy surviving Christmas.’
‘I’ll see what the Chancellor has to offer.’
‘It’s peerless prose’
‘Netanyahu’s sticking to his guns.’
‘Keep the humans outside – they get distressed by what goes on indoors.’
‘Their definition of plagiarism is suspiciously similar to ours.’