If they’ve freed Julian Assange there’s hope for us all
‘If they’ve freed Julian Assange there’s hope for us all.’

‘If they’ve freed Julian Assange there’s hope for us all.’
‘These days it’s almost impossible to find a Tory.’
‘Who tipped you off about 4 July?’
‘I’m really excited about being apathetic.’
‘That’s a relief – I thought it was a canvasser!’
‘At least there isn’t any sewage.’
‘Are we attacking Starmer for being sleepy or woke?’
‘I’m War – I got conscripted.’
‘Just to warn you – there’s an election coming.’
‘We will only accept anyone.’
‘It’s safer than having him baptised in the Thames.’
‘It’ll be a lot scarier once it’s renationalised.’
‘I’m doing workshy experience.’
‘Oh no – I got hideously drunk and posted something moderate and inoffensive!’
‘It’s mankind’s worst fear – a Liz Truss book launch!’
‘I never thought I’d catch a glimpse of an actual royal residence.’
‘Call me a wolf and I’ll have you arrested!’
‘I can see the neighbours being spied on by their Chinese fridge.’
‘You can tell it’s fresh – you can smell the sewage.’