I can’t decide which AI chatbot to use
‘I’ve got writer’s block – I can’t decide which AI chatbot to use.’
‘I’ve got writer’s block – I can’t decide which AI chatbot to use.’
‘I’m sorry, but for me blind Nick newcasting just doesn’t work.’
‘We brought you back a souvenir from Paris’
‘No need to forgive me, Father, for my advisers assured me I haven’t sinned.’
‘I expect Mr Punch will get a knighthood.’
‘Which author would you like to cancel?’
‘It’s the case against Boris Johnson’
‘If you really loved me you would have got me a tomato.’
‘I accept you saw Elvis – I just don’t believe he had a tomato.’
‘You’re just miffed because the King hasn’t invited you to the coronation.’
‘Let’s hope he hasn’t got into bed with another publisher.’
‘I keep forgetting if I’ve misplaced classified documents.’
‘Will this be a kiss-and-tell in an unflinching memoir?’
‘I’m doing work experience, but I’m on strike.’
‘Let’s check whether you’ve been naughty or nice.’
‘I trust there’s 11 per cent extra money in the pudding.’
‘Unfunded giveaways? Are you insane?’