Wilbur

‘Don’t you kids know how to download a VPN?’

‘What’s the matter with these people? Can’t they stick to sexist abuse?’

‘I considered joining the Labour party but this seemed easier.’

‘I’m feeling so hot and irritable, I’m joining in the BBC pile-on’

‘Have they finished HS2 yet?’

‘I’m ex-forces, so… I’ve had worse accommodation.’

‘Before we get too serious I must ask – do you want puppies?’

‘Apparently we go well with bargaining chips.’

‘Why is there nobody in this country who wants to look after Mum?’

‘We should sign this anti-Trump pact.’

‘Gail and I are staying together for the sake of the pets.’

‘I’ve been too generous for too long.’

‘I think I’ll just get a dog.’