Wilbur | The Spectator columnists & writers

‘Andrew’s doing his bit by abstaining from long-haul flights.’

Andrew’s doing his bit

‘Andrew’s doing his bit by abstaining from long-haul flights.’

Andrew’s doing his bit

‘Of course, we do offset our carbon.’

Offset our carbon

‘Of course, we do offset our carbon.’

Offset our carbon

‘You people do realise I come up here to get away from you?’

I come up here to get away from you

‘You people do realise I come up here to get away from you?’

I come up here to get away from you

‘The getaway driver’s still queuing for petrol!’

Queuing for petrol

‘The getaway driver’s still queuing for petrol!’

Queuing for petrol

‘Relax, the early bird’s still working from home.’

The early bird’s still working from home

‘Relax, the early bird’s still working from home.’

The early bird’s still working from home

In - Out

In - Out

Abusing the GP online

‘It’s just not the same abusing the GP online. I need the face-to-face contact’

Abusing the GP online

‘It’s just not the same abusing the GP online. I need the face-to-face contact’

‘I’m sure Andrew would fly to New York and clear his name if international travel wasn’t so difficult.’

So difficult

‘I’m sure Andrew would fly to New York and clear his name if international travel wasn’t so difficult.’

So difficult

Little Green Riding Hood

Little Green Riding Hood

Little Green Riding Hood

Little Green Riding Hood

Much as I applaud your tree-planting initiative...

‘Much as I applaud your tree-planting initiative...’

‘Much as I applaud your tree-planting initiative...’

Much as I applaud your tree-planting initiative...

Travel guidelines

‘It’s a representation of the current travel guidelines.’

‘It’s a representation of the current travel guidelines.’

Travel guidelines

‘Look at those crazy risk-taking fools crowded together on the beach!’

Risk-taking fools

‘Look at those crazy risk-taking fools crowded together on the beach!’

Risk-taking fools

Hollywood plans UK studios

Jolly Good!

Hollywood plans UK studios

Jolly Good!

Flash flooding

Flash flooding

‘Superb views of the apocalypse...’

Views of the apocalypse

Views of the apocalypse

‘Superb views of the apocalypse...’

‘I’m going topless.’

I’m going topless

‘I’m going topless.’

I’m going topless

Covid running race

Covid running race

Blast, now I’ll have to self-isolate

‘Blast, now I’ll have to self-isolate.’

Blast, now I’ll have to self-isolate

‘Blast, now I’ll have to self-isolate.’

‘Mixed doubles?’

Mixed doubles

‘Mixed doubles?’

Mixed doubles

Edward Lear nonsense poems found

‘They were initially mistaken for the government’s latest Covid advice.’

Edward Lear nonsense poems found

‘They were initially mistaken for the government’s latest Covid advice.’

‘So there’s someone with even worse judgment than Matt Hancock’

So there’s someone with even worse judgment than Matt Hancock

‘So there’s someone with even worse judgment than Matt Hancock’

So there’s someone with even worse judgment than Matt Hancock

Classified defence document

‘You wait ages for a classified defence document, and then stacks of them come along at once.’

‘You wait ages for a classified defence document, and then stacks of them come along at once.’

Classified defence document

Live sport

Live sport

Junk food ads

‘I hope you’re not looking at junk food ads again, young man!’

‘I hope you’re not looking at junk food ads again, young man!’

Junk food ads

‘Chesham and Amersham by-election…’

Chesham and Amersham by-election

‘Chesham and Amersham by-election…’

Chesham and Amersham by-election

G7 head home

G7 head home

‘We’re not migrants — we’re just trying to get back from Portugal!’

We’re not migrants

‘We’re not migrants — we’re just trying to get back from Portugal!’

We’re not migrants

Rules of the game

‘I’ll never understand the rules of the game!’

Rules of the game

‘I’ll never understand the rules of the game!’

‘The commute won’t be great but it’s all we can afford.’

The commute won’t be great

‘The commute won’t be great but it’s all we can afford.’

The commute won’t be great