I’m ex-forces
‘I’m ex-forces, so… I’ve had worse accommodation.’
Wilbur
Wednesday
Shall we get another puppy?
‘Shall we get another puppy?’
Two words for you – “Speedo Summer”
‘Oh dear, two words for you – “Speedo Summer”.’
Wednesday
Before we get too serious
‘Before we get too serious I must ask – do you want puppies?’
Wednesday
Apparently we go well with bargaining chips
‘Apparently we go well with bargaining chips.’
Wednesday
Look after mum
‘Why is there nobody in this country who wants to look after Mum?’
Island of strangers
‘I hope we’re not an island of strangers.’
Wednesday
We should sign this anti-Trump pact
‘We should sign this anti-Trump pact.’
Wednesday
Gail and I are staying together
‘Gail and I are staying together for the sake of the pets.’
Tuesday
I’ve been too generous for too long
‘I’ve been too generous for too long.’
Easter rat
‘Look, it’s the Easter rat.’
Wednesday
I think I’ll just get a dog.
‘I think I’ll just get a dog.’
We’ve been hit by a Trump tariff
‘We’ve been hit by a Trump tariff.’
We’re living in the best of times
‘We’re living in the best of times.’
Wednesday
I may have accidentally added someone to the group chat
‘I may have accidentally added someone to the group chat.’
You haven’t seen Adolescence?
‘You haven’t seen Adolescence?!’
Wednesday
Scatter cushions
‘Ugh! Scatter cushions.’
Wednesday
Can I be excused?
‘Can I be excused on the grounds of mental health?’
Wednesday
Death class
Death class
