How desperate are the Tories, on a scale of one to bringing back Boris Johnson?
‘How desperate are the Tories, on a scale of one to bringing back Boris Johnson?’
Wilbur
Yesterday
‘There’s a new Taylor Swift album’
‘There’s a new Taylor Swift album’
I would aim one at the Tory conference but the chances of hitting anyone are remote.
‘I would aim one at the Tory conference but the chances of hitting anyone are remote.’
Wednesday
‘This is no time for a leadership contest’
‘This is no time for a leadership contest’
‘My political instincts are telling me this is a good time to launch a digital ID system.’
‘My political instincts are telling me this is a good time to launch a digital ID system.’
Wednesday
‘When Trump gives you a headache, I’d still take paracetamol.’
‘When Trump gives you a headache, I’d still take paracetamol.’
Wednesday
What have we done to deserve this?
‘What have we done to deserve this? Trump this week, Harry last week...’
You will be able to come here for nail care and eyebrow threading
‘But you will be able to come here for nail care and eyebrow threading.’
Wednesday
Don’t make assumptions
‘Don’t make assumptions about the outcome of the deputy leadership contest.’
Wednesday
This won’t be the last
‘This won’t be the last shake-up at No. 10.’
Do you think we could outsource this to the Chinese?
‘Do you think we could outsource this to the Chinese?’
Wednesday
We’re moving to Dubai
‘That’s it – we’re moving to Dubai.’
Wednesday
Some good news for a change
‘Some good news for a change.’
Heart attack
‘He was so shocked I passed he had a heart attack.’
Wednesday
You’re certainly beach-body ready
‘You’re certainly beach-body ready,’
Wednesday
Don’t you kids know
‘Don’t you kids know how to download a VPN?’
Wednesday
Sexist abuse
‘What’s the matter with these people? Can’t they stick to sexist abuse?’
Wednesday
I considered joining the Labour party
‘I considered joining the Labour party but this seemed easier.’
Wednesday
Hot and irritable
‘I’m feeling so hot and irritable, I’m joining in the BBC pile-on’
Wednesday
Have they finished HS2 yet?
‘Have they finished HS2 yet?’
