Island of strangers
‘I hope we’re not an island of strangers.’
Wilbur
Wednesday
Wednesday
We should sign this anti-Trump pact
‘We should sign this anti-Trump pact.’
Wednesday
Gail and I are staying together
‘Gail and I are staying together for the sake of the pets.’
Tuesday
I’ve been too generous for too long
‘I’ve been too generous for too long.’
Easter rat
‘Look, it’s the Easter rat.’
Wednesday
I think I’ll just get a dog.
‘I think I’ll just get a dog.’
We’ve been hit by a Trump tariff
‘We’ve been hit by a Trump tariff.’
We’re living in the best of times
‘We’re living in the best of times.’
Wednesday
I may have accidentally added someone to the group chat
‘I may have accidentally added someone to the group chat.’
You haven’t seen Adolescence?
‘You haven’t seen Adolescence?!’
Wednesday
Scatter cushions
‘Ugh! Scatter cushions.’
Wednesday
Can I be excused?
‘Can I be excused on the grounds of mental health?’
Wednesday
Death class
Death class
Am I hitting my diversity targets?
‘Am I hitting my diversity targets?’
You’re watching chess?
Wednesday
Expecting you
‘I’ve been expecting you, Mr Bond’
DEI measures
‘I think we should get rid of our DEI measures.’
I can’t wait
‘I can’t wait to go outside to see if the humans have obliterated themselves.’