We could trawl the kingdom

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We could trawl the kingdom
‘We could trawl the kingdom for the foot that fits this glass slipper... or we could view the sex tape.’

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I’ve finally succumbed to a canal boat holiday

From Spectator Life
All my life I’ve wanted to take a narrow boat holiday down one of Britain’s canals but have never got round to it. There’s always been something easier and more pressing, perhaps even a touch more glamorous than a week spent floating around Britain – a trip to Andalusia, a city break, a train-ride round

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