The unclued lights are alcoholic drinks, and thus might be included, if one was getting a round in.
First prize David Heath, Elston, Newark
Runners-up Mrs J. Vernalls, Thame, Oxfordshire; David Jenkinson, Matlock, Derbyshire

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