Tamzin Lightwater

Diary of a Notting Hill Nobody | 10 May 2008

Tamzin Lightwater's unique take on the week

issue 10 May 2008

Monday

Hooray! Britain is going Conservative crazy!! The sun is shining and all over the country people are waking up to the exciting new force in British politics!!!

Actually, I haven’t really woken up. Am still hungover from the Boris victory party. Have champagne headache, cigar sore throat and strange blotches all over my left leg which I seem to remember involved an accident with an ice sculpture.

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