Jeremy Clarke Jeremy Clarke

Low life | 27 August 2015

A train conductor delayed departure so I could have a smoke

issue 29 August 2015

I sprinted through Milan station, speed-read the departures monitor without stopping, and arrived gasping on platform 8 with two minutes to spare. The driver of the FrecciaBianca bullet train was waiting only for the guard’s signal to depart. The guard was standing on the platform beside the open door of the rearmost carriage, fingering her whistle.

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