Dave – 3 October 2013
Cartoons
Percy
‘Percy Edwards...now he could tweet.’
Sky 2
‘Axe the programme — none of the so-called “stars” are A-listers.’
Pink
‘That lamb’s a bit pink.’
Parenting
‘We do most of our parenting online now.’
Menagerie
Menagerie à trois
Inferior
‘...and this is Mother Inferior.’
Pothole
Pothole golf.
Pub
‘When you said, “Do you want to come back to my place,” I thought you meant home.’
Corner
‘Success is just around the corner.’
Bath 2
‘This would have been even more romantic if we didn’t need the home-help to lift us in and out of the bath.’
Butler
‘Modern technology is making it much too easy for children to access porn these days.’
‘It’s amazing having the front window made out of Google Glass.’
Drink 3
‘Can Johnny come out to drink?’
Bank 4
‘I’m changing my bank.’
Mother
‘It’s your mother’
Jobs
‘Do you come here often?’
