Nhs 6
‘Well, if you won’t make lifestyle changes, could you hurry up and die?’
Cartoons
Rubens
‘The thighs follow you around the room.’
E Cig
‘We’re celebrating our first million in sales with electronic cigars and electronic champagne.’
Rockstar
‘You don’t look old enough to be a rock star.’
Wolf Hall 2
‘It’s like Clarence House — a bit dull and far too expensive.’
Snowman 2
‘With a severe weather warning in place for temperatures as high as plus one…’
Defence 2
‘They should weaponise defence.’
Greens
‘Oh no! It’s a greens surge.’
After Sex
‘So what do young people do after sex — now that none of you smoke?