Doctor
‘Now does anyone here speak doctor?’
Cartoons
Saudi
‘He was a very moderate king.’
Tie
‘We’re doomed!’
Postcode 2
‘Hmm ...I don’t like the look of your postcode.’
Speech 3
‘I’m demonstrating in support of free speech but you’ve got to be so careful what you say these days.’
Hard Working
‘Can we stop being a hard-working family now?’
Teeth 2
‘OK, I’ll do something about my snoring if you agree to sleep with your mouth closed.’
Tickets
‘To hell and back? Standard off-peak return, any time or season?’
Bishop 4
‘Of course, she won’t be paid as much as a male bishop.’
Greeks
‘The Greeks have a word for it.’
Archers 2
‘Not now — it’s The Archers.’
Cows
‘This is on my list of places to see before you die.’
Vicar 7
‘Oh dear! The vicar’s been radicalised.’
Pavement
‘Great app! It shows you the pavement ahead, so you can see where you’re going.’