Dave – 6 June 2013
Cartoons
Angry
‘He used to be a chess Grand Master. Now he’s just really really good at Angry Birds.’
Loans
‘I borrowed this, but I can’t find any shops to spend it in.’
Bercow
‘It’s amazing! Sally Bercow hasn’t spilled the beans!’
Fat 2
‘I suppose I just have to accept that you’re not Daddy’s little girl any more.’
Tattoos 2
‘I’d like some summer reading for the beach.’
Eden
‘That’s so last season.’
Tortoises
‘Loving the roof garden.’
Tramps 3
‘Two bottles of meths, some paint stripper, a bottle of aftershave...’
Sold
‘I see you’ve sold one.’
Badgers 3
‘So, let’s take a look at how the badgers are getting on…’
Hello
‘Hello, Hello, Hello, Hello, Hello, Hello!’ (4 January 1963)
Mp
‘As an MP, one needs a second job in order to keep in touch with ordinary people.’
Golf
‘There’s always one.’