Dave – 30 May 2013
Cartoons
Alien 2
‘You’ve travelled a billion light years to steal our natural resources? Sucker! We used them all up decades ago!’
Defence
‘Ah, I see you’re employing the English Defence.’
Emergency
‘There’s nothing wrong with me now, but I expect there will be by the time I’m seen.’
Wilkinson
‘No need to do your Jonny Wilkinson, just kick the door down.’
Spies
‘Couldn’t you just have carried a copy of the Times?’
Celeb
‘Did you pack this bag, write this book, design this range of clothes and bedlinen and manufacture this perfume yourself?’
Forgot
‘Say what you like about gay marriage — I’ve forgotten all about our desperate financial situation.’
Bing
‘OK, which one of you did that?
Quality
‘This is Jennings, in charge of driving up standards.’
