Dave – 23 May 2013
Cartoons
Giant
‘Why do we bother coming to these giant car boot sales?’
Foxes
‘These urban foxes are getting out of hand.’
Gnomes
‘How was it then?’
Bullying
‘What’s all this about you bullying poor Michael Gove?’
Legal
‘The Legal Aid cuts have had a catastrophic effect on our marriage — we’re still together.’
Magpies
‘It started with milk-bottle tops…’
Nostalgia
‘Remember when we used to watch TV?’
Editing
‘I didn’t have time to read this one, but I thought the cover really needed editing.’
Alien
‘You always get bloody buskers at space stations.’
Tramps 2
‘I’m not living out of a suitcase, I’m living in a suitcase.’
Diversity
‘I preferred it when it was “ties”.’
Anger
‘The gods are in need of some serious anger management.’
Picasso
Jeff felt an inexplicable closeness to Picasso after becoming a Police Community Support Officer.
Health
‘They come over here, stealing our jabs…’
Tv
‘That’s the television.’
