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Lions

‘We’re not “in the jungle, the mighty jungle” and we’re not “sleeping tonight”, so please stop singing that song.’

Vampire

‘You can tell your friends at Ukip that this has nothing to do with him coming from Eastern Europe.’

Annoyance

‘I’m going to have to ask you to leave, Sir. Your constant complaining about mobile phones is disturbing the other customers.’