Dave – 9 May 2013
Cartoons
Benefits
‘Well, Sir Godfrey, the benefit cuts are beginning to sort the men from the boys.’
Phone 2
‘Your phone has a voice recognition function — how come you don’t?’
Clowns
‘I can’t stand people who don’t suffer fools gladly.’
Ukip 2
‘Bloody Ukip, coming over here, taking our votes…’
666
‘Try calling 666.’
Holidays
‘There’s another one of us looking at brochures of holidays we can no longer afford.’
Baby 3
‘Your baby’s actually quite ugly. Airbrushing’s an extra 20 quid.’
Escape
‘Why walk around the garden shaking dirt from your trousers? I swear he is up to something in that shed.’
Flytip
‘You know it’s a top neighbourhood by the quality of the fly-tipping.’
Drones 4
‘I think I can hear drones.’
Mirren 2
‘They protect your ears from the sound of Helen Mirren.’
Lawson
‘Is he on another one of his crazy diets?’
Bbc 4
‘They say if you can remember the Sixties, talk to the police.’