Trident
‘Get the nuclear codes in case Nicola Sturgeon tries to wipe us out.’
Cartoons
Tooth
‘Tooth fairy?! I want a visit from the lip-filler fairy!’
Monolith
‘Of course, it doesn’t make any sense since the election pledges wore off.’
Election 4
‘I guess you know why I’m here?’
Mind
‘I don’t mind a bit of role-play, but I absolutely refuse to dress up as Nicola Sturgeon.’
Ipad 3
‘What are the kids up to? I can’t find them on here anywhere…’
Bank 6
‘We’re just practising.’
Ae
‘Some politician, dog bit him while canvassing… make sure he waits at least five hours.’
Mickey
‘Oh God, it’s that luvvie again.’
Stubby
‘I can’t decide — these pencils are all as stubby as each other.’