Takeaway
Cartoons
Starter
‘Your starter, sir.’
Bondage 2
‘I’ll pay you 0 per cent extra to dress up as a nurse.’
Worry
‘I thought I’d get up early. Got a lot of worrying to get through.’
Holdup
‘I can’t give you any money until it’s been approved by our members.’
Salt
‘Hey, not too much salt, love!’
Helpline 2
‘Have you tried throwing it out and getting a new one?’
Silence
‘It’s been brought to my attention that you’ve been breaking your vow of silence.’
Diversity 2
‘...yes...head of diversity...’
Top
‘By “over the top” we mean charge the enemy, not wear an extravagant costume.’
Legacy: Botox
‘Botox means never having to show you’re sorry.’
Anger 2
‘It’s the anger management counsellor — she’s furious that you missed your appointment.’
Attention
‘Ignore Barry. He’s a born attention-seeker.’
Etonians
‘It’s outrageous the way the British cabinet’s been invaded by Old Etonians.’
