Gulliver’s flossing
Gulliver’s flossing

Gulliver’s flossing
‘What sex is it? Let’s enter that minefield.’
‘I suppose we’ll just have to live with it for the foreseeable future.’
‘He’s eaten the “Nil by mouth” sign.’
‘Well, this is embarrassing.’
‘Ugh! I hope this is over by Christmas.’
‘I predict problems procuring pickled pepper pickers post-Brexit’
‘Looks like Midas has been suffering the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune again.’
‘Pleased to meet you – always nice to put a face to a name.’
‘Let’s face it, I’ve always been the Prince Andrew of the family.’
‘Well we’ve tested the vaccine on animals, now for the human guinea pigs.’
‘Does this dress go with this mask?’
‘Certainly sir – and thank you for protecting others by wearing the required face covering.’
‘Are fortune cookies meant to be threatening and intimidatory?’
‘It’s so nice to take a break from work.’