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Thursday
50,000 cases a day
‘We’re down from 50,000 cases a day to two.’
Don’t snitch
‘Don’t snitch on them, dear – have a word with them first.’
I thought we’d made that rule particularly clear
‘I thought we’d made that rule particularly clear.’
Thursday
He’s self-isolating
‘He’s self-isolating until the Brexit negotiations are over.’
I know there isn’t a curfew
‘I know there isn’t a curfew. We just want you to leave.’
The new normal
‘Welcome to the new normal.’
Rule of six
‘At least it won’t affect the Lib Dem conference.’
I’m very reliable
‘I’m very reliable and have a full service history.’
Hoping for more
‘To be honest, we were hoping for more than this.’
The good news is you can stop
‘The good news is you can stop worrying about a no-deal Brexit.’
You never said anything about it being a formal affair
‘You never said anything about it being a formal affair.’
The Bayeux Tapestry embroiderer
The Bayeux Tapestry embroiderer
Thursday
Life class — 1 million BC
Life class — 1 million BC
Early plague protection
Early plague protection
Hansel and Gretel
Not working from home
‘Homework? Sorry – I’m not working from home anymore.’
If anyone’s going, it’s Sneezy
‘If anyone’s going, it’s Sneezy.’
It’s just great to be back at the office
‘It’s just great to be back at the office.’