Mr Tickle and Mr Nosey
Mr Tickle and Mr Nosey have a problem with the two-metres-apart rule

Mr Tickle and Mr Nosey have a problem with the two-metres-apart rule
‘I somehow don’t believe this is what Boris meant.’
‘Well — must press on…’
No. 36: Blitz spirit
‘Which service do you require — underfunded, understaffed or overstretched?’
‘Bear with me. It’s a rapidly evolving situation.’
Think tank
‘How do I know if it’s social or anti-social distancing?’
‘That ought to reduce the death toll.’
‘Look! There’s something about Brexit on the news.’
‘You’ve bought me a pair of stilettos. I love them!’
‘I’m dreading them closing the schools.’
‘On second thoughts, Geppetto, I’m better off as a puppet.’
New gestures replace the handshake
‘The paper’s more optimistic this morning.’