What happened to that job
More cartoons
Wednesday
Stop being so young
‘Stop being so young — it’s annoying everyone.’
Tuesday
The truth is
‘The truth is, Reynolds, I hired you just so I could fire you.’
Wednesday
He’s become radicalised
‘Oh no, while he’s inside he’s become radicalised.’
Saturday
Hospital in ten days
‘They built this hospital in just ten days, you know!’
Bloody Tories
‘Bloody Tories are ending austerity.’
Early Release
‘It’ll give them a bit longer to get properly radicalised.’
2035
‘Our target is to meet net zero by 2035.’
Smart Motorways
‘Smart motorways are far too dangerous — stick to A roads.’
Saturday
Carona virus
‘It’s just a matter of time before they give it to us.’
Not a case for Batman
‘This is not a case for Batman...’
Owed compensation
Crazy proposal
‘I’ve heard a lot of crazy proposals in my life, George, but… marriage?’
Falling selfie takers
Final cost of HS2
Assume the worst
‘Until your tests come back, let’s not assume the worst.’