Huawei
‘I said I don’t trust Huawei.’
More cartoons
Saturday
Brexit coins
‘They made a fortune collecting all the Brexit coins thrown away by angry Remainers.’
Saturday
House of lords move
‘My wife wants to send me to Coventry.’
Polly Esther
Suffered Enough
‘Turn me into a princess? Haven’t I suffered enough?’
Booster Seat
‘The booster seat is for John Bercow.’
Restraint sir
‘The world is urging restraint, sir.’
Privilege white
‘We’ve had the room painted “privilege white”.’
HS2 Train Set
‘He’s playing with his HS2 train set.’
In and out trays
Turn left
‘Turn left on to the heath. Then you have reached your destination.’
Google something
‘Don’t just sit there, Google something!’
Fat and sad
‘I used to be fat and sad. Then I exercised. Then I dieted. Then I became superfit. Superfit and supersad.’
Saturday
Royal crisis
‘It’s so refreshing to have something new to be polarised about.’
Death threats
‘I hate this job — you get nothing but death threats.’
What I did during my holidays
‘Well, haven’t you all been busy! Your essays are currently with the police.’
All sorts
‘...but you’ll find we get all sorts here.’
